Addicted To The Internet

geekandmisandry:

ladyananas:

wombatking:

thanatosdementor:

posingasme:

the-weaver-of-worlds:

writing-prompt-s:

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

(via containedin5letters)

candace-gertrude-flynn:

perrypics:

it doo bee doo bee doo be like that sometimes

(via dadd)

ndiecity:

zootycoon-archive:

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

Karl Marx

(via joshpeck)

staff:

we warned you about that anime shit

(via joshpeck)

pussysoupforthesoul:

why do ppl treat random folks on tumblr like they’re street performers working for tips?? y’all be up in ppl’s inboxes like “hi do u think u can stop posting about xyz?? it’s getting really annoying :(“ ummm u do realize that i am just some stranger on the internet posting random shit im thinking about n not some kind of entertainer right…?

(via hotboyproblems)

xenosagaepisodeone:

zoobus:

xenosagaepisodeone:

people need to stop leaving this website. being on Twitter is like being teleported to the bottom of the ocean and being crushed instantaneously except instead of by water it is by out of this world opinions

no influencers no functionality no gods no kings no bluechecks

all content on this site is sponsored because regardless of the quality of the alternatives I still pay dearly for every second I choose to stay here

(via spring-echoes)

rintezukas:

rintezukas:

gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

The Diamond Button Layout Is The Bleeding Stump Where Form Cut Function’s Head Off

(via glitchescience)

watersho3s:

wakandamama:

johncribati:

fun4onefun4all:

Is this about COVID or the election

Yes

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deepshowerthoughts:

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

(via didyouvacuumaroundme)